March 2012
26 posts
“Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes,...”
February 2012
19 posts
“Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it’s...”
“Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I “always wear that stupid...”
“Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking...”
“Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister...”
“Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend....”
“Today, I sat in my boss’ office as he bitched me out for being “too...”
“Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet...”
“Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML”
“Today, I received a single, handmade valentines card from the weirdest kid in...”
“Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and...”
“Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can’t pull a...”
“Today, I was having lunch at McDonald’s when I dropped a French fry down...”
“Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML”
“Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man...”
“Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable...”
“Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands....”
“Today, my parents boarded the fad wagon and became Juggalos. FML”